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>click on a reddit link
<you've been blocked by network security
>disable VPN, create account, verify email
>post on a subreddit
<your account isn't old enough
>wait for a week
>submit again
<you don't have enough karma
>post on other subs to gather karma
<removed by automod
>find an obscure subreddit
>finally, it lets me speak
<your submission is awaiting approval
>it's never approved
>find a new sub that finally allows me to submit comments
<receive no votes, no replies, nothing
>become suspicious, open the posts in an incognito tab
<they are not there - realize you're shadow banned
>start the process again with a new account
>manage to gather enough karma in three weeks to finally submit your post
<please verify your identity with persona
>get a residential proxy from a country that isn’t involved in mass surveillance.
>finally, the post is up
>wait eagerly for replies
<you have been banned for breaking rule number 484124
>appeal
<you have been muted by the mod team for 30 days
The site seems to be blocked for everyone but bots.
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>screenshot and repost my own Kmart greentext to r/greentext
>get more comments and views than the original board I posted to
<its all insults because you used fucking everiot
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Blue Tiger 73d
>screenshot and repost my own Kmart greentext to r/greentext >get more comments and views than the original board I posted to <its all insults because you use
>screenshot and repost my own Kmart greentext to r/greentext
>get more comments and views than the original board I posted to
<its all insults because you used fucking everiot
Absolutely destroyed
I fucking hate reddit
Go to Dread and buy a 12+ years old account for 50 XMR
You forgot
>after 30 days, you finally try posting again
<your account has the lowest rating and post gets auto removed
i too saw this reddit post
DAE le reddit is le bad? my actual le mfw when le redditors are le cringe
Wait until you try to use Zwitter.
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