OP
How do you protect your shopping reputation at your local grocery store?
>when buying alcohol talk loudly into your phone about an upcoming wedding party
<when buying frozen food, snacks, energy drinks be sure to fill your basket with decoy lettuce, vegetables and other healthier things
>NEVER pay with coins or smaller bills, use a credit card or at min 50€ bills. mobile payments are acceptable if you have a brand new iPhone
<if you must pay with smaller or crumpled bills always buy ziplock bags at the same time so the cashier assumes the money is from a drug deal. you may also sniff while touching your nose inconspicuously
>NEVER buy cigarettes at your main store, visit another store further away
<NEVER visit the store during unemployment hours or just before closing time
>don't buy toilet paper, cleaning supplies or other housekeeping things. Your wife or maid handles it
<don't wander around the store aimlessly, be decisive and calculative
>when buying alcohol talk loudly into your phone about an upcoming wedding party
<when buying frozen food, snacks, energy drinks be sure to fill your basket with decoy lettuce, vegetables and other healthier things
>NEVER pay with coins or smaller bills, use a credit card or at min 50€ bills. mobile payments are acceptable if you have a brand new iPhone
<if you must pay with smaller or crumpled bills always buy ziplock bags at the same time so the cashier assumes the money is from a drug deal. you may also sniff while touching your nose inconspicuously
>NEVER buy cigarettes at your main store, visit another store further away
<NEVER visit the store during unemployment hours or just before closing time
>don't buy toilet paper, cleaning supplies or other housekeeping things. Your wife or maid handles it
<don't wander around the store aimlessly, be decisive and calculative
