OP

A.

B clearly has too much time on his hands.

The one that came from my tiny Indian village of course

OP

A.
You can just look at B's Github, no need to interview.

OP

All interviews are cancelled. I'm gonna smoke weed and play video games instead.

The correct answer is B.
A:
>doesnt give a shit about the job or programming
>spent the last 4 years vibe coding some shit bean counter software
>won't do overtime and will leave as soon as he gets a better offer

B:
>desperately needs the job
>actually loves programming
>will learn anything and everything you need him to
>will put in 50-60 hours a week
>wont risk switching and getting laid off after 3 months in this market

OP

I'd interview both and pick the one that smelled nicer

OP

porque no los dos?

Gray Dog 2d

The one that came from my tiny Indian village of course

The one that came from my tiny Indian village of course

f u

White Koala 1d

f u

f u

t. amerimongrel

I give them both a qecg and let whomever has the best brain connections win

OP

Why would I ever look at the resume, the one that looks better gets hired.

Id choose the vibeGOD

Based on two pieces of information? I'd fire whoever the fuck is asking me this stupid question.

White Koala 1d

f u

f u

y'all the same fucking thing lmao.

>no github

Automatic hire, nothing else matters

Blue Deer 2d

The correct answer is B. A: >doesnt give a shit about the job or programming >spent the last 4 years vibe coding some shit bean counter software >won't do overt

The correct answer is B.
A:
>doesnt give a shit about the job or programming
>spent the last 4 years vibe coding some shit bean counter software
>won't do overtime and will leave as soon as he gets a better offer

B:
>desperately needs the job
>actually loves programming
>will learn anything and everything you need him to
>will put in 50-60 hours a week
>wont risk switching and getting laid off after 3 months in this market

Not sure if you understood the question. It's not asking who should get interviewed, it's who will get interviewed.

C
$6 an hour dude from India that knows Claude AI.

Lime Cow 5h

C $6 an hour dude from India that knows Claude AI.

C
$6 an hour dude from India that knows Claude AI.

why wont tech companies hire me for $6 an hour? I have a bachelors degree.